Enjoy daily non-stop service - Poem by Peter Buller

Enjoy daily non-stop service

Airbus A321:
You must be ready, willing
As shown, to
Quickly lead other passengers
If you cannot comply, please
Be Prepared...
In an emergency
A flight attendant cannot reach the exit.

Embraer 190:
It's easy to get online once we've taken off.
Refresh the way
You're sure to arrive
Under the seat.
It is a federal requirement to
Power up your cell phone.

Airbus A321:
Be willing to help
Ask a crewmember about purchasing
Even More® Space
With a side of fresh
And real fruit.

Embraer 190:
We've got
Even more
Original
Made with Natural Earth.
If you're looking for even more
To help offset some
Information
You must be able to do all of these things.

Airbus A321:
Passenger
Enter your name and email address
Move away from the
Small child
As soon and as quickly as you can
There is no immediate danger,
You must
Be at least 15 years of age
To understand.

Embraer 190:
Here's how to
Choose a plan:
Tune to Channel 42 for
A great variety of
Safety
A life vest
Has offset more than
The way you fly
You're sure to arrive in mint condition.

Airbus A321:
A passenger should
Keep the pathway to the exit
For Even More®
Choose from our selection
Available only on
Select flights
In the near future.
Terms apply.

Embraer 190:
Where we jet
Out selection of
Real broadband internet in the sky!
More installations underway
On select aircraft.
If you ever click off the hub,
Purchase from an inflight crewmember
To help offset some of the emissions associated with your
Coverage area.
Be ahead of the pack
It's easy to get online once
You
Reserve Power
In the Hub.

Airbus A321:
Don't open it
There is no immediate danger,
To quickly lead
A small child
To the crew in
Your exit.
A passenger should
Comply with all
Federal requirements.
Let's not be alone
You must be able to
Be with no one.