Airplane Talk by Sarah Gluck

(each line was taken from every page of the magazine)

Page Number

Proud past, bright future (pg. 12)
Introducing a whole new way to earn (13)
That this train is never going back (14)
I’m speaking from experience. (15)

Punting across the pond (16)
A noble truth of dignified expression (17)
Many voices (18)
After paddling a crystal- clear lake, sampling local craft brews and discovering a hip little town your friends have never heard of, it’s perfectly permissible to just sit and chill (19)

The ultimate land’s end (20)
Close encounters (21)
Whether you’re visiting exotic destinations or on the lookout for local gems, (22)
An incomparable collection (23)
is ALL THAT JAZZ. (24)

On the ocean, (25)
Superstition is the poetry of the life. (26)
In Miami’s hottest neighborhood, (27)
The intimate bond of explaining how animals explain humans. (28)

Since 1958, (29)
Sci –Fi Seekers, (30)
UNTUCKIT (31)
Is teaming up with designers to create works of art for your (32)
Natural breathing pattern, and better, more comfortable experience.  (33)

Cue the comedy, (34)
setting the standard for the limitless all – inclusive (35)
Small town paean to fine art, (36)
Is the birthplace of a dream (37)
With love (38)

Marshmallow chicks and bunnies are showing up in some surprisingly ornate creations (39)
Like culinary homecoming. (40)
The beach in our backyard, (41)
Such sweet relief. (42)
Gold and Platinum members (43)
Fashion in the heartland (44)
In Columbus, Ohio .(45)
Show maps and legends (46)
And the art of feeding the senses. (47)

Masters memories (48)
Located at 1001 N.E. 125th Street (49)
Is that people exist who simply love watching the Masters. I mean, LOVE it. I mean, shh – shut – up – Phil’s – got – a big – putt – here love. (50)
Saying you will not get what you deserve (51)
Enrollment is limited. (52)

From the instant attraction you feel the first time you meet to jumping in the car for an impromptu weekend getaway, (52)
The second coming of the second city (53)
Stand up for increased productivity. (54)

We teach people the rules (55)
And remove non – value added costly inefficiencies (56)
By celebrating a new baby and a new film (57)

Fundamentally, conveying feeling with authenticity, conjuring with compassion the peril and exhilaration, the folly and foible, the longing and vicissitude of the great world as it spins (58)
Opens 24 hours a day (59)
We never really get to control a beginning, middle, and end. (60)

A contemporary paradise, (61)
Most effective, least invasive, (62)
If it’s a romantic comedy, the girl is light and fluffy. In action movies, she’s some kind of sexualized prize. In dramas, she’s often a drug addict or has a dark disturbed sexual undercurrent to her. (63)

More like Robotic technology, (64)
Rafted through the Grand Canyon with a tiny passenger in my ear (65)
Of all the potential perils (66)
What a ride it was. (67)

“Is it dangerous, we wondered?” (68)
a unique franchise that talks about love, the purpose of life and has an equally, strong focus on bottom line (69)
campfires, but our lonesome river guides did the work of lonesome river guides the world over, crooning heartsick songs of losing love and having to drift on. (70)

Innovation drives transformation (71)
a(baller) in paris (72)
a young Frenchman with chic, greasy black hair (73)
 a world – class voice for a world – leading (74)
the most perfect speed. (75)

Dewar’s Rail (76)
Was impractique. (77)
Be more than average (78)
They asked if I would return the following day and hoped that I would. (79)

Be a miracle (80)
To the heart of its skyline (81)
By the best plastic (82)
Doctors in the nation (83)
Designed with you in mind (84)

This will help you solve each puzzle (85)
Crumbly cheese (86)
Finders of keepers (87)
Grape, drape, crape, crane, crank, drank, drink (88)